One year, I got hired to be a Walmart greeter. I was doing a fine job until a man with his two kids came in. This man was very mean, pompous and annoying. He kept yelling at his two kids, swearing all over the place. Raincandy-angel
I walked up to him and said, "excuse me sir, what lovely kids you have, are they twins?" Raincandy-angel
He swore at me and said, "what are you, f***ing stupid? Anyone with f***ing eyes can tell that they aren't twins, one's 5 and the other is 8!"
I thought about this for a few moments and responded, "I didn't think they looked like twins, I just couldn't believe someone would want to sleep with YOU twice." That was my first and last day being a Walmart greeter.
Raincandy-angelWork November 05, 2024 at 8:32 pm00
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