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#954
Every time in school when a bully or bitch tried to copy my homework or tests I would get every answer wrong. And we would both fail with the same exact wrong answers. When they confront me about this, I would be like oh man I'm really sorry and when the teacher confronts me I would say, I knew he was copying me so I just put down the wrong answers so I wouldn't get in trouble. Most of the time I got to take it again and when I didn't I didn't care the bully wouldn't copy me anymore and I could pass my tests. Fucking bullies. - confez
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#953
I act so crazy and out of line sometimes. I hate doing this in public places around family. I hate having an approval addiction where everything I say and do has to conform to everybody else's standards. What about my mental health? Isn't that important too? Just like everyone else's? I can't stand it when people gawk at me like I have something on my face. Sometimes I think people can get so caught up in my good looks that they don't see what a great person inside. Sometimes I do put on a fake ego, but I think its to push others away that I don't like. Or maybe its because I'm not okay with myself. The person that I have become. Time to make some changes to myself day by day, little by little. I need friends, a girlfriend, more money. I can change my life for the better. - confez
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#882
I could literally write a great book about How to Nag Family Members and Piss Them Off. I would make a ton of money off of that idea. My Mom, Dad, brother, and sister all tell me what to do most of the time. I need to start blowing off what they say more and more so I can make my own personal decisions in life. Its ridiculous when I let my life be run by others because I do not have the backbone to stand up for myself and say no to others. It seems I have to justify a certain purchase that I want or constantly tell my Dad where I am going with the car. I am 24 years old and still have to face the fact of explaining my almost every move. It has gotten old really quickly. I can't wait to move out on my own and be financially independent. Life will be so much more simple that way. - confez
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#875
I was out Giftmas shopping and the security guard wouldn't stop staring at my chest. When I confronted him about it he said that my boobs looked like they were fake and he was making sure I stuffing stuff my bra with things I stolen.
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2012
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I was sitting in my Foods class my junior year of high school. Each of the tables seated approximately four to five people. I remember that I was sitting in the back left corner during the semester. This girl named Shaina slid a piece of paper towards me with a ruler drawn on it. She then asked me how big my johnson was based on the tick marks on the paper. I thought for a moment and replied 3 inches. She laughed out loud and said "Three inches?!" I was so humiliated after she then decided to announce it to the class. Someone named Evan referred to me as "Mr. Three" for the last few weeks of the semester. - confez
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