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#956

During my years working as a Sr VP of Sales and Marketing at a major record label in Nashville, I screwed many of my female subordinates. I screwed them at the office, in my car, while on business trips, conventions and artist showcases. One the best had double D tits and screwed like a rabbit. I promoted her as her BJ's were incredible. She had tremendous fun bags and was horny all the time. Those were good times back from 1992 thru 2004! - confez

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2013

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#955

I almost get fired yesterday at my grocery store gig, because I told a woman that I couldn't complete a certain type of transaction for her. She started to act like a complete bitch and started calling me an asshole several times. Keep in mind that she is yelling these obscenities at me while I am stuck in the cafe part of our store. No management. Nothing. So I flip her money in the air because I can't complete the transcation like I said. She yells again at me to "don't throw my money at me." So she has completely blown her top, I ask her nicely if she could finish the order up front, since I am just a lowly cashier in the system, and she follows up with..."why should I?" Why should you? Because you just made a scene in front of every single customer that just walked in. Bitch. - confez

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#954

Every time in school when a bully or bitch tried to copy my homework or tests I would get every answer wrong. And we would both fail with the same exact wrong answers. When they confront me about this, I would be like oh man I'm really sorry and when the teacher confronts me I would say, I knew he was copying me so I just put down the wrong answers so I wouldn't get in trouble. Most of the time I got to take it again and when I didn't I didn't care the bully wouldn't copy me anymore and I could pass my tests. Fucking bullies. - confez

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#953

I act so crazy and out of line sometimes. I hate doing this in public places around family. I hate having an approval addiction where everything I say and do has to conform to everybody else's standards. What about my mental health? Isn't that important too? Just like everyone else's? I can't stand it when people gawk at me like I have something on my face. Sometimes I think people can get so caught up in my good looks that they don't see what a great person inside. Sometimes I do put on a fake ego, but I think its to push others away that I don't like. Or maybe its because I'm not okay with myself. The person that I have become. Time to make some changes to myself day by day, little by little. I need friends, a girlfriend, more money. I can change my life for the better. - confez

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#952

When I was 13, I decided I was desperate to lose my virginity. I set up a profile on an adult dating site, lied about my age, and spent the next month shopping for potential cherry poppers. I met Danny at a Starbucks, had a coffee, and then went back to his place for a "quickie". It was over in 10 minutes and I never saw him again. Although he was nice, and very good looking, I think he must have been a bit of an idiot to be seduced by a child. He didn't realize I was literally half his age and a virgin. To this day, I still feel kind of guilty for accidentally making him a child molester. - confez

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