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#954

Every time in school when a bully or bitch tried to copy my homework or tests I would get every answer wrong. And we would both fail with the same exact wrong answers. When they confront me about this, I would be like oh man I'm really sorry and when the teacher confronts me I would say, I knew he was copying me so I just put down the wrong answers so I wouldn't get in trouble. Most of the time I got to take it again and when I didn't I didn't care the bully wouldn't copy me anymore and I could pass my tests. Fucking bullies. - confez

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May

2013

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#953

I act so crazy and out of line sometimes. I hate doing this in public places around family. I hate having an approval addiction where everything I say and do has to conform to everybody else's standards. What about my mental health? Isn't that important too? Just like everyone else's? I can't stand it when people gawk at me like I have something on my face. Sometimes I think people can get so caught up in my good looks that they don't see what a great person inside. Sometimes I do put on a fake ego, but I think its to push others away that I don't like. Or maybe its because I'm not okay with myself. The person that I have become. Time to make some changes to myself day by day, little by little. I need friends, a girlfriend, more money. I can change my life for the better. - confez

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May

2013

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#952

When I was 13, I decided I was desperate to lose my virginity. I set up a profile on an adult dating site, lied about my age, and spent the next month shopping for potential cherry poppers. I met Danny at a Starbucks, had a coffee, and then went back to his place for a "quickie". It was over in 10 minutes and I never saw him again. Although he was nice, and very good looking, I think he must have been a bit of an idiot to be seduced by a child. He didn't realize I was literally half his age and a virgin. To this day, I still feel kind of guilty for accidentally making him a child molester. - confez

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May

2013

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Alice

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#942

Let me ask YOU a question: If a guy dumepd you because he was just looking for a quick and easy lay and you didn't provide that to him, then would that be a good thing or a bad thing? The RIGHT guy would wait, the RIGHT guy would understand, the RIGHT guy would be patient, because it is true, Good things come to those who wait. If you meet a guy that you really do like and you're out with him on your 2nd or 3rd date (wouldn't get to those dates if there wasn't some mutual interest and attraction), then simply be open and honest with him. Tell him that you're looking for more than just sex and that you want to get to know a guy first. You can always add, I've really enjoyed our time together and I really like you and I'd like to continue seeing you and see where things might lead. AND when it comes to romantic love between a man and a woman, well . it usually always and eventually DOES lead to the bedroom, but all in good time. Trust me, if you say these things to a guy, then he'll interpret as this, I'm going to get laid. Okay, maybe not THAT night, but there's a real good possibility that the guy WILL get laid. It might be in a few weeks or a month (or whatever), but as long as that carrot is dangled out there.. the RIGHT guy will wait.I'm a guy and I've done the internet dating thing off and on for probably . well .. since they've had it AND I've never been the kind of guy who ever pushed a woman to do anything that she didn't really want to do or was not comfortable in doing. I wouldn't even mention anything in my email correspondence to a lady about getting together or make any suggestions about us meeting in person, let alone exchanging phone numbers. I'd wait until the lady felt comfortable enough to make the suggestion herself. Usually after phone numbers exchanged and a few phone calls, then both parties might begin to get a little anxious to meet in person.I'm afraid that there are MANY men out trolling the online dating sites just looking for women to bed and they aren't really interested in anything serious OR they're confused, chilidish, and immature and don't really know what they want, so they listen to a part of themselves that they shouldn't (I stopped listening to him, well mostly since I was 25) OR mostly they are just not the one for you and not even worthy of a second date (let alone the first). Let me actually be blunt and honest, there are a lot of men out there who are just plain old rotten stinking PIGS! Some of the emails women have shared with me that they've received from other men, well let's just say that a lot of men are pigs, but do you want a pig?Too often in my life I have met someone, fallen for them (and they for me), known them a VERY short time (sometimes hours or just a day or two) and then shared the most intimate of physical encounters that a human can experience and share with another . and I didn't even know their last name or the names of their kids (or if they had any), or who they really were. I didn't even know if I liked this person, yet here I was making love to them? I'm a very open and honest person and somewhere there is a very big contradiction.How can you make love to someone you don't even know or know if you truly even like?My perfect dating situation or experience would be to meet a lady who a really liked and was attracted to (got to have that) and with whom I shared time, experiences, thoughts, dreams, and beliefs AND who became my best friend first and then became my lover.I'm not old fashioned by any means, but I think our divorce rate would be much lower and our overall life and love fulfillment would be much greater, if we DID take a step back in time with our courtship process. That is one of the reasons I kind of like the online dating opportunities, because it gives you a chance to truly get to know someone first. I guess I can say that because I think of myself as a fairly decent communicator and I can type way too dang fast. The process just harkens me back to the days of Percy Shelley and Lord Byron the Romantics. There was a time when a man and a woman would begin a courtship from afar through the slow exchange of long letters. But, it is when you are alone with pen and paper in hand (or keyboard and screen in front of you) that you can truly be open and honest in that anonymous way that such correspondence does provide.Of course the greatest love of all is the love that is inside of you and sweetie you've got to love yourself enough to know that you are more than worth the wait. If a guy isn't willing to wait or is looking for something else, well Hit the road, Jack . SillyLittleBoy - confez

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May

2013

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Yuga

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#915

I really want a tattoo but my boyfriend would kill me. Confeeezzzz! - confez

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April

2013

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Ossa

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